how about this then Jamaican Sex Sandals is it funny ?
This married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, “You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.”
So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, “I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at s*x.”
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn’t need them, being the s*x god he was. The husband asked the man, “How could sandals make you into a s*x freak?”
The Jamaican replied, “Just try dem on, Man.” Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn’t seen in many years!!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican’s hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming; YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!
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it’s funny because it’s true.
I don’t get it… Lol.
lol
OMG LOL THATS SO FUNNY BUT NASTY IMA HAVE TO STEEL THAT
¡Yo me río tan duro, yo me moriré!
That is funny but still clean….!!!
XD
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l♥ve it!
Ha ha ha, that was cute. Very funny.
dats wierd…
lmao
This is laugh out loud funny.
Tell me this. What would have happened if the wife would have put them on? The right feet, of course.
Thanks for the late night laugh.
Yes, it is incredibly funny. I can imagine the bulging of the Jamacan’s eyes in sheer terror!
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lol
looooooool
HAHA!! Thats funny!
Hey man I laughed out loud.
Ha ha ha.!!!
That is Brilliant mate.!!!
10/10 Chris.!!!
Cheers, still smiling here.!!
OMG!!! Duckie!!!
Love My Duck!!!