Sexy Jamaican Sandals?
A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, “You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!” So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, “I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex.”
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn’t need them, being the sex God he was. The husband asked the man, “How could sandals make you into a sex freak?” The Jamaican replied, “Just try dem on, Mon.” So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn’t seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican’s hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming, “You got dem on the wrong feet, you got dem on the wrong feet!”.
Girlie: Have to wear this mask as im so handsome.
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HAHAHA liked it!
(your face scares me!)
For the love of God no!
lol
good 1 pmsl 10/10
Great, short story. Very entertaining.
LOL, that is great.
omg lol hilariously priceless!
I’ve heard tht before, but its good all the same!
… and the wife just stood there? lol
oh snap that was funny as ****, your face is very scary
lmao…:))
hahahahahahahhahaha
poor guy!
lol
LOL LOL!!!!!
I can’t believe that I can’t stop laughing, it is the best 1 i’ve heard all day. Thanks 4 this and keep them coming.
Have a nice Xmas.